As we bid fond farewell to James Murphy’s ragtag electro-dance troupe LCD Soundsystem, it’s important to look towards the future, not the past. Murphy himself has expressed a desire to go into the coffee business, but what about the rest of the gang?
Assuming the band has an affinity for their subject matter, here’s five career paths the members could take based solely on LCD Soundsystem songs.
1. Speech Therapist.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
2. A.A. Counselor.
Drunk girls need help too.
3. Environmental Waste Management Consultant.
Everyone agrees: North American scum will continue to be a problem unless we act now.
4. Backing Band for the Inevitable Mark Zuckerberg Musical Project.
They could teach him “All My Friends.”
5. Robot Costume Maker.
Just in case Daft Punk shows up and wants to play at their house.