Patrick Carney performs in Austin, Tx., October 2010. Photo: Jay West/WireImage

Over the last two weeks, the Black Keys’ drummer Patrick Carney has provided a Twitter feed rife with humor, self-deprecation and beef with Lady Gaga fans. We carved out five brilliant Carney Twitter personalities, which we present below, based on his 140-count character.

1. Shrimp Lover

“I love this time of year. It reminds me of when I used to deliver pizzas. I would only listen to Safe As Milk. I wish pizzas were shrimp.” – May 28

2. Lady Gaga Fan Baiter

“@keshasuxx I still can’t get over madonna’s performance at the grammy’s this year! She was born that way!” June 5

3. Real Housewives of New York City/Bethenny Getting Married? star Bethenny Frankel Stalker

“Today was awesome! Except for the fact my best friend @Bethenny tweeted my brother back last week and HASN’T TWEETED ME BACK EVER!!!!” – June 6

4. Emotional Eater

“@Bethenny I’ve been pretty depressed all day and I’ve eaten over 8 pounds of shrimp. I’m not even hungry. #endlessshrimp #suicidewatch” – June 6

5. Mama’s Boy

“@carneymichael have you spoken with mother about grandmother’s ham salad recipe?” – June 8

“@patrickcarney I have the recipe. I am gonna prob sell it to @Arbys cuz they don’t have a good ham salad recipe. #helping” – June 8

“@carneymichael that may upset mother.” – June 8

Follow Carney here.