Summer’s just around the corner, and that means the chances that you’ll be bitten by something poisonous increases dramatically compared to the winter season. How do we know this? Hip hop artist/concerned citizen Lil B unleashed a host of tips last week for how to deal with summer pests such as ticks, brown recluse spiders, house spiders, tape worms, snakes and parasites. Remember: Knowledge is a key when dealing with any poisonous creature and if you’re not careful, you will bleed out of your ass. Also, Lil B still loves you. Feel no shame:
The symtptoms to no if uv been bttin by a posionus spider is yo will bleed from the ass and more. That’s just one of symptoms – Lil B
— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 5, 2012
if uv been bittin by a posionus spider or not the non posion bite marks have a lota lil tetth, posions 1s have 2big bite marks +teeh – Lil B
— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 5, 2012
make sure to watch out for snake bites as those can destroy your tissure around the bite area which it usally wwll if not handled – Lil B
The symtptoms to no if uv been bttin by a posionus spider is yo will bleed from the ass and more. That’s just one of symptoms – Lil B
— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 5, 2012
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— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 5, 2012
Always rember if ur bittin by a tick. Put vasoline on it or cut off its air supply with honey or sapp. Then remove head first – Lil B
— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 5, 2012
Have you ever had a tape worm before or any parasite? Inside your body if so? You can message or dm me your story, respect – Lil B
— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 5, 2012
God bless anyone I no who has been bittin by a brown recluse spider or a house spider. Def respect to the insect parasite victems – Lil B
— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) March 5, 2012
Dustin Glick is a writer, cartoonist and music nerd whose comics can be found at Dustinland.com and in MAD Magazine.
