Last week, Fucked Up‘s Damian Abraham took to Twitter to publicly express his disdain for Katy Perry‘s “Part of Me” video, a war-themed visual that he suggested was the perfect catalyst to start a war “… so she can go die.” Such harsh words weren’t taken kindly by Katy’s fan army, the Katy Cats, who bombarded his Twitter account with their analysis of his stature as a musician and his stature as a fat guy. But hey, Abraham’s come up with a solution to this whole mess. See below:

Dustin Glick is a writer, cartoonist and music nerd whose comics can be found at Dustinland.com and in MAD Magazine.