Learning From Rap Videos: The Do’s and Don’ts of Summer

Summer is here! As you start to fill out your social calendar with an array of lazy poolside days and weekend barbecues, remember that acting the part is just as important. Hive turned to rap videos for some instructional cues and put together this handy etiquette GIF-guide. Follow these and your Summer 2012 memories will surely last a lifetime.

1. Do: Smoke your weed in a secluded area of the beach

 

2. Don’t: Ride your jet-ski in the pool

 

3. Do: Wear that reverse slit dress with pride

 

4. Don’t: Play shenanigans on the tennis court

 

5. Do: Hide your beer in a brown paper bag

6. Don’t: Fall in the pool fully clothed

7. Do: Quaff your champagne by the pool

8. Don’t: Sweat the cops while cruisin’ and low-ridin’

9. Do: Be courteous to the girls in the park

10. Don’t: Hit people with a sand wedge on the golf course

11. Do: Dance in the park with strangers holding wine bottles

12. Don’t: Surf irresponsibly

13. Do: Bust a funky move

14. Most importantly: Never step on the Jordans!

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