What Real Life Juggalo Bobbleheads Would Look Like

The annual Gathering of the Juggalos has once again engulfed Cave-In-Rock, Illinois this week/weekend and along with allowing the Insane Clown Posse’s faced-painted fans the chance to frolic around in a big field all day, the event will most likely harbor some ton notch musical merch, including goblets, Faygo Black Cherry Soda Jam and custom-made Jugalette Bratz Dolls.

But we’d like to think that this year’s big draw will be the all-new, live-action Juggalo bobble-heads. Peruse the not-real-at-all goods below.

1. Warrior Juggalo

2. Jammin’ Juggalo

3. Blow Pop Juggalette

4. Grin ‘n’ Sign Juggalo

5. Tongue Juggalo

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