Pro Tip: When arranging one’s own funeral, consider more than just a nice flower display, open vs. closed casket and an ample amount of tissues. Instead, make a video and choose a song that best exemplifies your rise to Tony Montana-like power, as comedian/actor Patton Oswalt suggests and Hive illustrator Dustin Glick shows:

Dustin Glick is a writer, cartoonist and music nerd whose comics can be found at Dustinland.com and in MAD Magazine.