Justin Timberlake Settles Down, Returns His Sexy

Just in case you live in a pop-culture vacuum, we have some heartbreaking news for you: celebrity power couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got hitched last week at a small ceremony in Italy. This is an important milestone for the ex-‘NSync member and budding businessman who infamously brought “Sexy Back” circa ’06. One has to wonder, will Timberlake and Biel settle down, and spend their evenings binging on episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Crunchwrap Supremes like the rest of us? Hive’s Dustin Glick illustrates a tweet from Twitter comedian Tim Siedell below:

Dustin Glick is a writer, cartoonist and music nerd whose comics can be found atDustinland.com and in MAD Magazine.

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