10 Ways to Eat Like Tyler, the Creator

The Vine video-snippet sharing app may have taken a hit with the arrival of Instagram’s mini-video capabilities, but Vine remains the one place on Earth where you can get a personal insight into Tyler, the Creator‘s dietary habits. And what a carb-filled regime the Odd Futurist feasts on! Forget trendy notions of locally-sourced organic food — in Tyler, the Eater’s world carbohydrates are the only appropriate food group and, handily, most of his dietary staples can be picked up at a humble gas station. Here’s how to shape up for summer, Tyler style.

1. Start your day by bonding with your oatmeal.

2. When dismantling a pizza always finish the bread.

3. Limited edition Lays add variety to your diet. Collect them all.

4. It is imperative to start from the bottom when tackling a sandwich.

5. Be warned: A tomato-less sandwich can be a volatile thing.

6. Remember: lashings of mayonnaise will rescue a failing sandwich choice.

7. If you must partake in a cleanse, lettuce and ice-cream is the way to go.

8. Eat your grits.

9. Lettuce is best used as a comedic prop.

10. Be nice and share your dessert.

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